Sunday, July 13, 2008

Believe It or Not


The 2008 Mets are going to be 1/2 game behind the Phillies at the All Star Break. This really makes me nervous. Why has this team made such a dramatic improvement? My Sister has a theory--Citifield is really a portal to another universe. Invaders from another galaxy took pity on long suffering Mets' fans, and abducted theentire NY Mets organization, gave them superhuman powers and released them back into the National League.



Yes, that's why Omar Minaya has been doing his job; why the Wilpons have not organized any coups against Jerry Manuel. The Interim Manager title is a clever space invader trick, to throw off any 'Men in Black".



I just hope the Benificent Alien Beings do not change their minds and return the old 2008 Mets.

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